I was blessed with some free time a few weeks back (wife was out of town) and decided to catch up with a film I haven’t seen since I was 14 years old. That glorious film was Hotdog which came out in 1984 and was the single most frequent cause of masturbation in my caldasac. [...]
KING POOP OF HUMP MOUNTAIN
There’s a lot of stuff in this show. Basketball, probiotic cereal, pre-election commentary, a pole-dancing exhibition, Paul’s Dad’s Disney Adventure and more MORE MORE!
Listen to it and stop not listenting to it. You know who you are.
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Just Pooping. Again.
Why in god’s name we haven’t been sponsored by Charmin or Cottonelle is beyond me. We talk about pooping and the science of defication so much we need to get paid for it.
I’m talking to you, Whipple!
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In the wake of a marijuana controversy, Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Santonio Holmes was replaced by Barack Obama.
Seen here receiving his new number from owner Dan Rooney, Obama smiled and promised change.
“What this team needs… is change at wide receiver,” he orated, “We can’t allow more failure in 4-wide-receiver sets.”
Obama will be used in the [...]
Suffering through a Monday is always difficult. Even more so when you’ve just had a bag of California chips and a gas bubble the size of a moped has formed in your colon. To cheer up my glum self I thought about something that always makes me happy -nice boobs under a fuzzy sweater. Turns [...]
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DONKS
What is a donk? It’s not a wrestling clown - it’s a car! A ridiculous car that makes me smile. We discuss the merits of donks in this show. Donk website.
We also talk about our night out at El Scorcho in Maplewood.
Plus OJ, nasal spray, and more about our favorite store - Walgreens - and the [...]
Frank Zurcher, an electrician and next-door-neighbor to Joe Wurlzelbacher had some angry words about America’s new working-class hero.
“That sonofabitch has had my rototiller for like 3 months,” said Frank, “and his jerko brother parks in front of my driveway all the time!”
Mr. Zurcher has been an electrician for nearly 20 years and had planned to [...]